Great Sr. Citizen Joke...

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Great Sr. Citizen Joke...

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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over

here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to

get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box,

it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the

table.


He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her

and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to

assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............

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lol
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:)) :))
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ahhhhh dang, that's just mean..... LMAO! =))
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