Obama goes to school

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Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After
his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Obama
asks him his name.

" Stanley ," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley ?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the US Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, why didn't you produce a birth certificate when you were running?

Third, whatever happened to all of the jobs you were going to create?"

Fourth, why don't you enforce our current immigration laws?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they
will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question
time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his
name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

Actually, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the US Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, why didn't you produce a birth certificate when you were running?

Third, whatever happened to all of the jobs you were going to create?"

Fourth, why don't you enforce our current immigration laws?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley ?"

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I can see it.