Big people words

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BIG

PEOPLE WORDS

A group of

kindergartners were trying very hard to become

accustomed to the first

grade.
The

biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher

insisted on NO baby

talk!

You

need to use 'Big People words,' she was always

reminding them.

She asked John what he had

done over the weekend?
'I

went to visit my Nana.'

'No,

you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big

People' words!'
She

then asked Mitchell what he had

done
'I

took a ride on a

choo-choo.'
She

said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must

remember to use 'Big People'

words.'

She

then asked little Alex what he had

done?
'I

read a book,' he replied.

That's

WONDERFUL!' the teacher

said.

'What

book did you read?'


Alex

thought real hard about it, then puffed out his

chest with great pride and

said:
"Winnie

the $h1t."