An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m.
and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body".
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies,"My wife."
This is a good one
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Re: This is a good one
I think I have been to that seminar a couple times! 
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