RE3 and the ducks

Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

Moderators: E_, LC addict, FasterThanYou, crwky

Post Reply
User avatar
$parechange
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 4195
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:56 am

RE3 and the ducks

Post by $parechange »

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!



Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to sSpend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

RE3 has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.



St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy RE3 says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a Duck.
:ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
Last edited by $parechange on Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
E_
Site Admin
Posts: 14858
Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:26 pm
Marina/Ramp: Currently mostly out of Jamestown but spend a lot of time at the other Marinas.

Pre2012-Conley Bottom Mostly, Waitsboro, Alligator I&II ramps, Leesford, Pulaski County Park (when it has water), Grider, State Dock (via boat), and Jamestown are a few places you might find me.
Location: Kentucky (Lake Cumberland)
Contact:

Re: RE# and the ducks

Post by E_ »

#-o
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
User avatar
re3too
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 5211
Joined: Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:30 am
Location: FL

Re: RE3 and the ducks

Post by re3too »

When katie smacks ya up the side of your pointy head, remember this joke! :ymtongue: :ymtongue:
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
User avatar
katie
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 2673
Joined: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:20 pm
Location: Indiana

Re: RE3 and the ducks

Post by katie »

LOL =)) re3too, I promise the next one is for you!!
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
User avatar
$parechange
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 4195
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:56 am

Re: RE3 and the ducks

Post by $parechange »

:ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
User avatar
FasterThanYou
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 2068
Joined: Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:22 pm
Marina/Ramp: Woodson Bend
Location: Lake Cumberland
Contact:

Re: RE3 and the ducks

Post by FasterThanYou »

DOH!!!!!
Image

Keyboards should be equipped with breathalyzers
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes and other hooey fooey”