Reputation..... Dear Abby

[Lock5]

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Paducah, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green.
One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Louisville.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My
other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute, who currently
lives in Lexington. She is still a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family.

I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her
about my cousin from Ashland, who is an Obama supporter?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

[Captain Bob]

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