Christmas in the hood.

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> Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
> everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
> We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
> dat Obama gunna brang us our check.
>
> All of da family, was lay'in on da flo',
> my sister wif her gurlfriend,
> my brother wif some ho.
> Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
> when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".
>
> I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,
> I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
> But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"
> Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-a$$ rats.
>
> Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
> but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
> Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
> and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
>
> On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who On Fannie, On Freddie, On
> Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
> Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
> I knowed it fo' sho',- can you believe that Sheet?
>
> Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
> an I sez to myself, "Son o' b1tch...he don did dis befo!"
> He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
> Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.
>
> But he left me no presents, just started stealin my sh1t.
> He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
> Den, wif my sh1t in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
> I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!
>
> He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
> and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
> So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
> 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a sh1t!
>

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